Intervention

After Martin's little HR incident the team decided to help him out with his hygiene issue. We all chipped in on this little gift box.

HR Violation

This one is pretty good. Today the boss had to pull Martin into his office to discuss an HR issue. Apparently, someone had made a few complaints to HR about him. At this point your probably thinking, "Oh no, Martin said something stupid too loudly", or "What did he break this time?". However, this one is a little different. The complaints that were made were about the cleanliness of his cube. Not only the appearance, but also the smell. When the boss told him, his response was, "What am I supposed to do? I can't help it if my feet stink!"

Coincidentally, Martin isn't wearing any socks today......Hmmm....

Grandma's Spittoon

A couple months back Martin went to lunch with another coworker at Subway. As they were leaving Martin forms a big loogie and spits out the window of the car. Suddenly, he yells "Oh S--t! Drive, drive!", "What happened?", "My spit just hit an old lady in the leg!"

Country and Western

Sorry for not getting anything out for some time, things have been a bit busy around the office. However, that doesn't mean that Martin hasn't kept us entertained. A few weeks back I was sitting in my cube and Martin was talking to someone in an office a couple of aisles away. In a very loud voice I hear Martin blurt out "I don't listen to Country and Western, but I'll ride me a cowgirl!". I am pretty sure half of the office heard him. Yee Haw!