Pardon me...

From Martin's wife:

So, today we're at lunch, eating outside of Qdoba. Martin takes a phone call, and is doing his typical "walk around like a caged monkey while talking on the phone" bit. This guy happened to be walking on the sidewalk and passed by us. He passed by martin, and JUST as he is directly next to martin....Martin turns around w/ his back to the guy, and just lets one rip. Basically he managed to fart ON this poor guy.

I was in momentary horror (wide eyed and all), and was all "MARTIN!!"....and then I started laughing. Then he realized what he did, started laughing, got done w/ his phone call, came over to the table, and was all under his breath "didijustfartonthatguy?"

Um, yeah. NOW you're being all discreet?

That poor guy. He may have to go home and bathe now.