I'll take a Latte'd Lap for $500 Alex...

So this morning we take Martin with us to get coffee at the local *$'s. We get our coffee and are sitting down, and he notices his cousin (and his cousin's coworkers) are sitting across the way and they exchange greetings. As Martin sits down, he puts both hands around his coffee and tips it over into his lap in one sweeping motion. Instantly he's cursing with hot foaming coffee all over the front of him, the table, the floor, and his boss. The cousin and coworkers are having a good laugh too. Martins' cousin said that was nothing; just imagine seeing him grow up and all the mishaps...